Lunatiquely,
Lemon
I am a contradiction, a living breathing oxymoron.
I am a perfectionist who is too lazy to pursue perfection.
I am a narcisst with an inferior complex.
I am not crazy, not insane just slightly unstable mentally with highly volatile emotions.
I am a fundamentally selfish person.
I am Lemon.
Lunatiquely Lemon.
Or in simpler terms,
The epic phail attempts at philosophical musing by a yellow, sour citrus fruit that claims to be sweet ^^
BUT what I do know is the bare facts and that is WAAAY more than enough to get me started on my tirade. (What can I say, I'm easy to trigger XD)
I think it is very very obvious that I have had a problem with this pathetic scrap of ... shit?
No, shit is infinitely better than him.
Poop?
Nah, how insulting to poops.
Pest?
Nope either.
I REALLY have no idea how to classify this without insulting anything or anybody so I shall just stick to my earlier classification.
... a problem with this pathetic POSEUR since like FOREVER. (well the shoe does fit y'know....)
And so far he hasn't done anything personal other than be an annoying white speck who just happened to be in the club, much to our misfortune and bad luck.
I shall not mention how he disgraces us all by acting like he's all that, how fucking annoying his useless poses and meaninglessly irritating exclamations are, how much of a joke he is, how bad his taste in girls are (I mean, ***????? Of all people????? But it just proves my point that he sucks, *** suits him PERFECTLY and he must really really suck if even she doesn't like him.), how much he just simply SUCKS, I could just go on forever but I shall not ruin all our appetites.
But now, he has made a very very big mistake.
I think everyone else feels the same.
Since he is so dumb and all, anyone can tell that he's the type of person who will see a leaking gas tank and happily (and moronically) light up a match and see what will happen.
Perhaps he was hoping it'd make him hot or something? (I don't know how arseholes with a negative brain cell count think so this is just a rough gauge.)
From what I have heard so far, it is soooo blindingly obvious that he is bitterly jealous of how awesome ^^ is and that despite being so brainless, the fact that he will never be anywhere close is actually registering in that empty cavity he calls his head.
I'm not being biased or prejudiced because it is clear that majority have similar opinions.
Like seriously? If you suck, work on improving yourself and NOT bitch about other people who are so much above you that a few hundred light years wouldn't be enough for you to even think about being as good as his toe nail.
In fact, you don't even have the right to breath the same air, walk on the same ground, live on the same plane of existence.
What makes you think that you can even question his abilities?
Can you bring him down?
Seriously, just what CAN you do besides making an utter nuisance of yourself?
You should just stop deceiving yourself and stop living in self denial.
The person who doesn't deserve to go for that important grading is yourself, not in a million years.
You're a fucking pansy who complains at trivial and minor things.
Hello, are we here to make you feel comfortable?
To give you a fucking MASSAGE?
Face it, YOU SUCK.
Understand plain simple English?
Or do I have to act like I'm oh so smart and type it out in Japanese?
Luckily the person you were bitching to is not very high on my 'List of things that I maybeperhapsmight consider a living entity' or else I seriously would have gone after you with a plastic knife to skin you personally.
I always knew that you were dumb, have the same amount of intelligence as a block of rotten wood and maybe just a tiny iota of common sense but like what I said about your crush's current paramour, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THAT DUMB.
'Dumb' doesn't even describe just how negative your intelligence level is.
I honestly don't know what can properly convey your idiocy without making you seem smarter than you really are.
You are just plain lucky that I wasn't there and didn't know what happened first hand.
I might have just charged at you, consequences be damned.
I know I'm not very proficient but I am sure as hell that you won't walk away unscathed.
It is precisely because I am not very confident in myself, that I will just go for your vitals first.
So yea, thanks for not giving me a chance to be convicted for manslaughter, even though I would be doing the entire human race a huge favor of ridding the world of your existence.
There's a special place in hell for shit like you.
Lunatiquely yours,
Lemon
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