Lunatiquely,
Lemon
I am a contradiction, a living breathing oxymoron.
I am a perfectionist who is too lazy to pursue perfection.
I am a narcisst with an inferior complex.
I am not crazy, not insane just slightly unstable mentally with highly volatile emotions.
I am a fundamentally selfish person.
I am Lemon.
Lunatiquely Lemon.
Or in simpler terms,
The epic phail attempts at philosophical musing by a yellow, sour citrus fruit that claims to be sweet ^^
The removal of that section has been induced by violent objections from wimps, poseurs, pains-in-the-ass and faggots around the world. (myself included in above mentioned categories).
I offer my heartfelt and abject apologies for associating your respected persons with this pathetic specimen of the human race (can we disown him?) who had misfortune (or incredibly useless skill) of inciting my intense dislike and loathing.
I shall endeavour and strive to restrain my overwhelmingly scathing opinions of said specimen.
I really need to be less bitchy.
But hey, where's the fun in that?
Hey, said specimen. You are a freaking JOKE.
Have you any idea how terrified I am?
I used to be able to survive on my own, all alone and independent of any reliance on anyone.
To need someone is scaring the shit out of me.
The last 100 metres is coming soon.
14th and 19th July.
Urgh.
Gambatte.
On a happier note, I CAN BLINK AND CLOSE MY EYE AT LAST!!!!
-cartwheels and somersaults. Figuratively though-
Lunatiquely yours,
Lemon
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