Lunatiquely,
Lemon
I am a contradiction, a living breathing oxymoron.
I am a perfectionist who is too lazy to pursue perfection.
I am a narcisst with an inferior complex.
I am not crazy, not insane just slightly unstable mentally with highly volatile emotions.
I am a fundamentally selfish person.
I am Lemon.
Lunatiquely Lemon.
Or in simpler terms,
The epic phail attempts at philosophical musing by a yellow, sour citrus fruit that claims to be sweet ^^
I seem to have strong opinions about quite a lot of stuff and I feel that it makes me hard to get along with sometimes.
For example, the way some people look just annoys the heck out of me really really bad and I tend to just blurt out how I feel about it.
I am sorry JJ Lin and Oguri Shun. Its not that I wish something bad will happen to you guys but I just can't tolerate your faces. Much as I hate to say this since I have close friends who are fans of you but my aversion to you is like other people's reaction to veery fortunate and veeery hairy guys who insist on cross dressing in skimpy outfits and posting their photos on the Internet. Its an irrational and uncontrollable dislike.
Another thing that really gets on my nerves is spoken language. I think I nearly drove myself crazy trying to watch Joy Luck Club and not bitch like mad about the way the people in the movie spoke. I mean if one is really bad at languages like Chinese which is basically includes a lot of my friends and yours truly, its not that bad cuz we can't help it but we don't flaunt our suckiness. But completely undecipherable spoken language in movies and songs and whatnot that is PUBLICLY DISPLAYED, I really cannot stand. At all. This includes people who put on a fake American/British accent so thick it can be cut with a butter knife, Jay Chou rap songs and SJM's Chinese songs. I like you guys a lot but I really cannot get over trying to make out what the heck you guys are singing. And failing. You guys have really awesome Korean songs, smexy dance moves and hawt people. Kudos to you guys for trying to be innovative and reach out to the really lucrative Chinese market but personally, I prefer your Korean songs cuz I know its Korean and I don't expect myself to understand a single word.
Hey I LIKE SuJu okay. I can identify all 15 members and that's saying A LOT since I was super anti K-anything until recently.
But my whole point is that I want to apologize to people who may have been affected by my thoughtless words. I blurt out stuff a lot. Its like verbal diarrhoea. I shall strive to improve my self discipline over my mouth.
I hate TauGAY withdrawal symptoms.
bitchbitchbitchbitch
Gimme something sweet and carbonated to drink.
Lunatiquely yours,
Lemon
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