Lunatiquely,
Lemon
I am a contradiction, a living breathing oxymoron.
I am a perfectionist who is too lazy to pursue perfection.
I am a narcisst with an inferior complex.
I am not crazy, not insane just slightly unstable mentally with highly volatile emotions.
I am a fundamentally selfish person.
I am Lemon.
Lunatiquely Lemon.
Or in simpler terms,
The epic phail attempts at philosophical musing by a yellow, sour citrus fruit that claims to be sweet ^^
I went to watch 1st & 2nd kyu grading last Saturday and perhaps love makes one blind but I thought Zz did a really really good job.
You rock dear, despite of the tsunami haha.
Kris did a good job also despite her uber cute whining before grading.
WE LOVE YOU KRIS!!!
And after that, GL pair went to Pasir Ris so TauGAY can go wash his gi and shower while Lemon waited for her bean sprout at the bus stop and dozed off lol.
Then they went to Downtown for dinner cuz Lemon wanted frozen yogurt.
So they ate at the Hong Kong Cafe place and discussed all sorts of random stuff.
Insert part about how TauGAY is the girl cuz he cooks and cleans and all that stuff while Lemon is the bo chup ttm one.
Then Lemon explains why she doesn't do the chores, super unhygienic and is sooo epicly lazy.
Cuz if Lemon did the household chores, she'd spam everything with Dettol. Three times. At least. Then rinse it again with Dettol. And the chores will never be finished.
If Lemon was more concerned about hygiene, she'd bring Dettol with her at all times and wash everything with Dettol every half hour or so.
If Lemon wasn't sooo lazy, she'd have OCD.
Really, every time I have a philosophical discussion with Zz, I end up learning something completely new about myself.
Can anyone even imagine ME of all people having an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?
Uh hello~ the girl who eats stuff that dropped on the floor of a university in CHINA here.
But it makes sense in a convoluted, very round about and abstract way.
If I psycho myself into thinking I'm INVINCIBLE to germs and viruses of all sorts, I wouldn't be a paranoiac who freaks out and dunks her hands in Dettol every min or so right?
Sigh, I am so awesome I amaze even myself.
Apparently, I can only be one extreme or the other.
I have an inferiority complex but if I tell myself that I am a genius, I am friggin awesome and (insert positive adjectives) long enough, I'll believe it someday right?
It makes sense.... I think?
YES IT DOES DAMNIT, ACCORDING TO THE PRINCIPLES OF LEMON'S (IL)LOGICAL LOGIC.
END OF STORY.
Lunatiquely yours,
Lemon
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