Lunatiquely,
Lemon
I am a contradiction, a living breathing oxymoron.
I am a perfectionist who is too lazy to pursue perfection.
I am a narcisst with an inferior complex.
I am not crazy, not insane just slightly unstable mentally with highly volatile emotions.
I am a fundamentally selfish person.
I am Lemon.
Lunatiquely Lemon.
Or in simpler terms,
The epic phail attempts at philosophical musing by a yellow, sour citrus fruit that claims to be sweet ^^
Or just simply and more optimistically, ONE YEAR OLDER.
Alas, where has my childhood gone? -looks under chair-
Lesson of the day: Never eat roti prata with curry before training yo.
When your hakama is on, there is a one way system on your digestive tract.
Upwards.
Peristalysis DOES NOT WORK YO >_<
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I need to get over the fact that I got called a barrel and stop making my waistline shrink 5 cm everytime I put on full gi.
Well anyway, I was just reading 8DAYS (I love that mag) and I came across the horoscope section.
Taurus (apr 21 - may 21)
Taurus is stable, conservative (true ^^) and sensual. The sign values a comfortable, safe and unchanging environment, and like to hold on to the past.(Also true haha) Taurus is down to earth and practical, and is also one of the most productive signs.(Does being last minute chiongers count?) Typically they make good singers (I wish) but they may also be potters, sculptors and gardeners. (SO NOT TRUE. No artistic bone in me, I can't stand plants and I think the feeling is mutual.)
If it's your birthday:
Everybody wants to have their say and they're often quite blunt ... You'll be well placed to bring people together and explain to them that while they're not completely right, neither are they completely wrong. (So I make a good mediator??)
Never was interested in horoscopes but this is kinda interesting no?
Ok, I was just bored and wanted to practise my non existent typing skills.
Thanks to friends who have wished me in advance.
Looking forward to a relatively safe day tomorrow with no major mishaps.
Next thing on my list: DRIVING
"... いつもの別れ 道で、何もできない、解ってる。ほっぺが膨らませて、手を放して 「もう行くね」..."
Lunatiquely yours,
Lemon
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